Holly Robinson Peete: Donald Trump Called Me the N-WordHolly Robinson Peete, a former contestant on Celebrity Apprentice, claims that the most divisive, racist, xenophobic…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 18, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Rudy Giuliani Is the Real Saul GoodmanThe parallels are uncanny. Both men work for corrupt folks. Both wear really bad suits. Saul Goodman lived in the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 18, 2020
Wisconsin to Trump: You Want a Recount, Cool. Pay Us $8 Million and We Will Hop Right on ItWisconsin doesn’t have time for Trump, his goofy prepaid mall-kiosk lawyers or his bullshit claims of voter fraud…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 17, 2020
Senator Lindsey Graham Can’t Stop Being Messy, and This Time, He Might’ve Gotten in Over His HeadIf reports are true, Trump’s favorite stepping stool may be in big trouble.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 17, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Wait, We Almost Bombed Iran?Middle America’s bum-ass president reportedly asked about a military strike against Iran just last week, but held…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 17, 2020
Forever President Barack Obama on Lame-Duck Trump: He’s Denying RealityFormer President Obama is the ex who left you and has a condo in the hip part of town. He’s vegan now and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 16, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: With Coronavirus Cases on the Rise, Trump Goes GolfingSo I guess the next 65 days of this presidency are going to look a lot like the final days of high school right…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 16, 2020
Man, We Ain’t Ever Going to Get Another Stimulus CheckFirst, there were talks and then the talks were off. Then there were talks about the talks and then those talks were…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 12, 2020
Republican Senator Puts White House on Notice and Then Remembers He’s a Republican and BacktracksI don’t know much about the spine. I know that it’s like a fuse box inside the body and that all of the central…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 12, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Just Because You Don’t Acknowledge It Doesn’t Mean It Ain’t SoI don’t think powerful white people understand how this works. And, maybe that is America’s fault. Maybe America…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 12, 2020
A Bootleg Politician, Patti LaBelle’s Nephew, a Twitter Burner Account—or Was It? 2020 Is Wild As Shit, MoeDean Browning is believed to be a straight white man who unsuccessfully ran for a Congressional seat for…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 11, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: There Is No There ThereImagine the president of the United States calling his staff into the Oval Office to show them an imaginary ham…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 11, 2020
Umm, What? White House Tells Federal Agency to Prepare Budget for Next Fiscal Year Like Trump’s Not Going to Be in PrisonIn what might be the most defiant middle finger to President-elect Joe Biden, the voting process, the election,…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 10, 2020
Trump Forms PAC, Ensuring Republicans Don’t Form Spines While He’s Out of the White HouseTrump is spiraling.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 10, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Republicans Going to RepublicanTrump is a lot of things, but vindictive might be at the top of the list. And, because Republicans are a spineless…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 10, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: How Do You Get Fired With Only 2 Months to Go?If you are anything like us, you can’t wait for the day that President COVID-45 (Billy Dee Williams voice) is Jazzy…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 9, 2020
Doctor of Housing Ben Carson Tests Positive for CoronavirusTruthfully, Carson could’ve tested positive days ago and told everyone inside the White House, but no one listens to…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 9, 2020
The Real President Is Working on a COVID Task Force, While the White House Squatter Is Crying on TwitterRecently, my family went to the zoo, and even with the coronavirus restrictions, I can confirm that the monkey house…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 9, 2020
Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. Elected Next President of the United StatesThe perfect ending to a dumpster fire of a year: Righteousness has prevailed as Georgia, Arizona, Pennsylvania,…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 7, 2020
Wait, Is Trump’s Campaign Encouraging Pennsylvania Voters to Mail-In Late Ballots? Sure Sounds Like ItI don’t know if the Trump campaign is trying to prove a point or trying to steal an election, but a campaign message…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 6, 2020