GTFOH Trump Watch: You Get a Pardon! And You Get a Pardon!Donald Trump doesn’t know what crimes the people in his administration have committed, but he knows that they need…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 2, 2020
Why Does a Self-Proclaimed Billionaire Keep Begging for Donations?President Trump is becoming the PT Barnum of his day, and the crazy conspiracy theories and racist rants he pushes…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 1, 2020
Pardon Me? Rudy Giuliani Reportedly Talked to President About Preemptive PardonRudy Giuliani is guilty.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 1, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Cat Turd, IndeedThe president has done a lot of stupid shit since taking office.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 1, 2020
Biden and Harris Announce All-Women Communication Team, Including Symone Sanders and Karine Jean-PierrePresident-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris announced their all-female communications team…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 30, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Old Man Trump Just Keeps Babbling to HimselfIt’s hard to let go of the past.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 30, 2020
Treasury Secretary Moves $455 Billion of Unspent Stimulus Money Out of Biden’s Reach Because PettyWho doesn’t love a little light pettiness?ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 25, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: The Trump and Rudy Show Hit the RoadIn what can only be described as a vaudevillian act of racist proportions, President Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani,…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 25, 2020
Trump Hasn’t Taken Questions From the Press in Three Weeks. He Just Held a Press Conference That Lasted 90 SecondsWTF was Mike Pence doing there? No, seriously. What in the hell was the outgoing vice president doing at Trump’s…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 24, 2020
NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo Cancels Thanksgiving Plans After Realizing He’s Full of ShitNew York Gov. Andrew Cuomo told New Yorkers not to have people over during Thanksgiving. We are in a fucking…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 24, 2020
GTFOH Trump: Thank You, Mr. PresidentThank you, President Trump for raising the sun this morning and keeping my car console fully stocked with throw-away…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 24, 2020
White Nationalist President to Veto Defense Bill if Military Bases Don’t Keep Confederate NamesTemporary President Trump is on his fuckshit again.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 23, 2020
Biden Names Woman to Lead Intelligence and Latino to Lead Department of Homeland SecurityPresident-elect Joseph R. Biden Jr. isn’t waiting on Trump to hand him the reins. In fact, he’s moving on with his…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 23, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Trump Released the Kraken. Turns Out the Kraken Was Sidney PowellBut he’s got two things that work for you: a public platform and money!ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 23, 2020
We See You, COVID-19. We See YouThere are really only two kinds of people in this world: Those of us who wear masks, practice social distancing and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 20, 2020
Tucker Carlson Asked a Trump Campaign Lawyer for Proof and That’s When She Shut Him DownIt isn’t like hot windbag and white hotep—he even wears bowties—Tucker Carlson to want proof before spouting out…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 20, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: So Y’all Just Going to Steal the Election Right in Front of Us?President Trump lost the election.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 20, 2020
Either Rudy Giuliani Uses Bigen, or His Human Skin Glue Is Melting. Either Way, I've Got QuestionsTrump’s personal lawyer is having a rough go at it. Not only is he grossly incompetent at living, breathing and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 19, 2020
Congress Doesn’t Give AF About AmericaHere is where we are: America is drowning in a sea of despair and Congress is holding all the life jackets. Instead…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 19, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Hey, Wisconsin, I’ve Got $3 Million. Can We Put the Vote Count on Layaway?After being informed that Wisconsin didn’t have time for Trump and his mall lawyers’ fuckshit and that if he wanted…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 19, 2020