Biden Is Already Draining the Swamp, Fires 3 of Trump’s Worst AppointeesOne of former President Shitbag Von Nunu’s best traits was that he was notoriously bad at the mundane shit. Instead…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 21, 2021
VP Kamala Harris Swears in 3 Democratic Senators, Flipping Control of Senate and Effectively Running ThingsVice President Kamala Harris’ third order of business—her first was stuntin’ on these hoes, and the second was…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 20, 2021
The Return to Boredom America DeservesThe past four years of Trump’s presidency have been like living with a drug addict who is deep in their addiction.…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 20, 2021
GTFOH Trump Watch: And Just Like That, the Devil Is GoneIf you have a moment to take, take it.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 20, 2021
Trump Warned Not to Pardon Republican Lawmakers Connected to Capitol CoupPresidential Shitstain, who just won’t stop trying to run his administration like a communist regime, apparently had…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 19, 2021
Biden’s Plan in the First 100 Days: Stimulus Checks, COVID-19 Relief and Fixing Damage Done by TrumpWe’ve had to wait four years to get an adult in the White House, and now, on the heels of the inauguration of…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 19, 2021
GTFOH Trump Watch: The End Is NearApparently, in between stealing whatever isn’t nailed down in the White House and helping Melania pack for a long…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 19, 2021
‘QAnon Shaman’ Lawyer Wants Trump to Pardon His Grass-Fed ClientNow that the lawyer has gotten the “QAnon shaman’s” organic diet taken care of, he’s looking for the president who…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 15, 2021
Kingmaker Stacey Abrams Has Unfinished Business, Will Run for Georgia Governor, Allies SayWe argue about everything at The Root.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 15, 2021
How Joe Biden’s $2,000 Stimulus Promise Turned Into $1,400 OvernightDamnit, Joe. Not like this.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 15, 2021
Secret Service Spends $3,000 a Month for Bathroom, Because Jared and Ivanka Won’t Let Them Use Their ToiletSo the Secret Service can take a bullet for Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump but they can’t even use their bathroom.…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 14, 2021
‘QAnon Shaman’ Gets Organic Diet in Prison, Because of Course He Would [Updated]We all know Jake Angeli.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 14, 2021
If the Capitol Is Closed to the Public, Why Did Some Republican Congress Members Give Tours the Day Before Insurrection?It’s been a week since a violent group of terrorists stormed the Capitol looking to overthrow democracy and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 14, 2021
Everything We Know About Biden’s Stimmy Package. Plus, Sen. Cory Booker and Rep. Ayanna Pressley Want to Give Babies BondsOK, who are we kidding? We all voted for Joe Biden for three reasons: First, he wasn’t Donald Trump, and I’m…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 13, 2021
New York City to Trump: Everything You Own Is in a Box to the LeftAdd New York City to the long list of people and places that are no longer fucking with the lame duck president. And…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 13, 2021
GTFOH Trump Watch: It’s the Remix to ImpeachmentAfter four years of tucking their ovaries away, it looks like some Republicans have finally grown a pair and are…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 13, 2021
Trump on Mob Violence: Riots Happen Every Day, BIf you were waiting for Trump to take accountability for inciting a mob riot on the Capitol, then you, my friend are…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 12, 2021
Second Congresswoman Tests Positive for COVID-19 After Capitol Lockdown With MaskholesRep. Pramila Jayapal has tested positive for COVID-19, making her the second congresswoman to test positive for the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 12, 2021
GTFOH Trump Watch: You Better Go Look at That Border Wall While You CanThe wall that no one wanted has become a metaphor for Trump’s time in office: an unfinished, expensive waste of time…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 12, 2021
Pay Me What You Owe Me: Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee Reintroduces Reparations Bill“Is the stimmy a form of reparations?” my 1-year-old daughter asked me the other day.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 8, 2021