Nancy Pelosi Contacts Top General About Keeping ‘Unhinged’ President Away From the Nuclear CodesHouse Speaker Nancy Pelosi reached out to a top general to find out about adding extra steps to stop “unhinged”…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 8, 2021
GTFOH Trump Watch: Look Straight Into the Camera and Pretend to Love AmericaAfter some 60 failed court attempts to overturn the election and a failed coup, the president of people who still…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 8, 2021
Congress to Trump: Call Tyrone and Tell Him to Come On and Help You Get Your ShitThe president should be proud.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 7, 2021
Trump Banned From Social Media Site He Rarely UsesThe president of people who raided Congress like Walmart was having a sale on those singing fish plaques, has been…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 7, 2021
GTFOH Trump Watch: The Boredom of White-on-White ViolenceI must say that when I heard that terrorists were coming to town to march for their leader I was excited. Not…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 7, 2021
5 Black People That Would’ve Been a Better Choice for Attorney General Than Merrick ‘Milquetoast’ GarlandMerrick Garland wasn’t supposed to be eligible to become attorney general because he was supposed to be a Supreme…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 7, 2021
Chuck Schumer to Mitch McConnell: I Thought a Broke Senate Majority Leader Said SomethingOn Wednesday, when it appeared that Mitch “Turtleneck” McConnell was on the verge of no longer being the Senate…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 6, 2021
Here’s Everything You Need to Know About the Electoral College Certification in Congress TodayThe first thing to know about Wednesday’s Electoral College certification in Congress is that they do a rack of shit…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 6, 2021
Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley Wants Desperately to Be ImportantMissouri Sen. Josh Hawley is doing what the kids call clout chasing.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 5, 2021
GTFOH Trump Watch: The Devil Went Down to GeorgiaYou know who really doesn’t give a shit about who wins this Georgia Senate election runoff? The president of people…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJanuary 5, 2021
No One Would Let the Government Shutdown in a Pandemic. Republicans: Hold My EnsureThe government is at the risk of being shut down because, in the eleventh hour, some asshole senator from Fuckstick,…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 18, 2020
The Petty Continues: Trump’s Defense Secretary Orders ‘Holiday Pause’ on Briefings to Biden’s Transition TeamActing Defense Secretary Christopher Miller is following in the president’s petty footsteps as he’s ordered a…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 18, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Why the $2,000 Trump Stimulus Check Is BullshitMy homeboy Lavelle and I had this thing we did when a kid wanted to fight me and I didn’t want to fight. I would act…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 18, 2020
Mike Pence to Get Televised COVID-19 Vaccine; Biden, Some Time Next WeekIn an attempt to ensure Americans (read anti-vaxers and Black folks) that the coronavirus vaccine is safe, Vice…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 17, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Wait, You Wanted Us to Get the Coronavirus?Whenever I think of herd immunity, I think of the monkey house at the zoo.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 17, 2020
Sen. Angus King: Want to Stop Coronavirus? Make Netflix and Disney Plus FreeSen. Angus King (I-Maine) has an idea that’s so stupid it actually might be goddamn brilliant!ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 16, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Even Mar-a-Lago Neighbors Don’t Want YouOnce the president and his family are dragged from the White House, they’ve got to live somewhere, and considering…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 16, 2020
Biden to Nominate Pete Buttigieg as Head of TransportationIn what continues to be some head-scratching shit, President-elect Joe Biden is expected to nominate Pete Buttigieg…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 15, 2020
Stunt Queen Alert: Michigan Republican Leaves GOP Over Trump’s Endless Attempts to Overturn ElectionRep. Paul Mitchell, (R-Mich.) has had enough. And by enough, I mean that babies in cages didn’t bother him nor did a…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 15, 2020
GTFOH Trump Watch: Bill Barr Totally Wasn’t Fired but It Sure Looks Like ItWe all knew it was only a matter of time. The clock started ticking on Attorney General Bill Barr’s time in the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedDecember 15, 2020