Oh, please! I know Gloria. I’ve gone out with Gloria. She wasn’t alone in Prague. She’s never alone...

“That motherfucka saw me!”--Black Santa

let’s also remember Black Santa as he lived, unable to hail a taxi

This administration has always been really shitty with their cover-ups.

My advice is to get your Hotep phase over and done with ASAP. Go to a Kwanzaa party or just a Lauren Hill concert (bonus points if Dead Prez opens). Hotepry is like chicken pox. The later in life you get it the more aggressive and persistent it is.

Remember when Our President was smarter than most of us? And could read? And write? Remember what it was like to have an intelligent President?

Maybe they need to draft Mookie. (Even her casual looks look like the makeup took 4 hrs. Perhaps she’ll bring some much needed professionalism.)

1. Fuck Mike Huckabee

There’s term a when you and someone else have both fucked the same person. *Something* Cousins? Anyway, this the *something* cousins handshake.

The person they’re both fucking is Trump in case you missed that.

Me and my brother in law used to have a basic bro handshake, nothing to write home about. Then, one fateful evening we ended up going to a local drinking establishment with my father in law in tow. One thing leads to another, words are exchanged with some other patrons and the hands are placed and thrown (what I…

In the 2015-2016 academic year, for example, the school had 386 white students, compared to five Asian students and one black student. Brookhaven is 55 percent black.

The only reason I know who Adnan Khashoggi is because of MF DOOM.

Your boy Acosta’s ONLY option and choice is Chris Tucker’s magnum opus:

Doesn’t matter what he wears as long as he comes in like this

I would sign over a year’s pay to see Jim Acosta pull a Killmonger.

Definitely needs to be something from the Williie Dynamite Collection:

Stephen, here are some more titles you can add:

He should have given a pair to Trump then all the Maganites would have gone online and .... 300 DOLLARS!!! WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!!! i COULD BUY A HUNDRED PAIRS OF SHOES FOR THAT PRICE AT WALMART.

It’s trash. The shoe literally looks like a dumpster had a three-way with a ramp and a regular running shoe. The result was the Yeezy 700.

It occurs to me that you may be dealing with a distinctly self-selecting set of white women. If you think more than 10% of white women in counties that went for Trump even have Hulu subscriptions, let alone watch The Handmaid’s Tale, I have some potentially world-shattering news for you.