Bitches be Tripi.

No offense to anyone, but Kanye looks like one of those teens you see in adoption and foster care pamphlets.

So, you are just gonna attempt to make me feel guilty for all the interracial porn I watch?

Rubio complaining about the mistreatment of children while his party rips them from their parents, puts them in cages, and/or loses them entirely... and the Post breathlessly reporting that a government is not only withholding information, but lying about the information they do release, and the info they’re releasing…

Said no one to that man’s face

“current president of Wakanda” ???  I thought it was a life time appointment 

Man, I miss having a president who could string together coherent thoughts and speak about them in an educated and eloquent manner. 

DC area resident here - Bethesda is where Fresh Prince’s mom would have sent him if he lived in DC and Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv were nearby.  It is NOT the hood.  If he heard gunshots, someone’s surround sound was up too loud.

Because they’re:

I don’t know. I still don’t trust Biden completely.

Michael Rappaport.

Chris Wallace ain’t stuntin’ like his daddy. Mike Wallace would have button pushed the shit out of Putin to the point where Putin would have went the fuck off and Mike would have said “that’s good...good”

it was Chipotle.

This is why she’s mad and pressing charges:

Somehow I think it’ll be more like…

That CNN news anchor goes from amused to horrified to confused to empathic and back again all in the course of about 30 seconds.

wouldn’t be the first time he saved an overinflated orange thing from going way out of bounds

Step off T.O. Stephen.

I find that hard to believe. Look if 16 year old me could figure out a way to watch porn in my Mama’s house (I swear that woman has a psychic sense for when I’m doing some shit I’m not supposed to) Donny boy could order some Russian pee DVDs and have that shit delivered to John Barron in the motor pool.