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Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
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Senior Editor @ The Root, boxes outside my weight class, when they go low, you go lower.

People are mostly just piling on at this point. The person who deserves the MOST blame is George Hill.. Make your damn free throws and the game is over. It is no guarantee that J.R. or anyone else would have made the shot even if he did react appropriately. I have no clue why Hill is just getting a free pass.

You had me at “that’s a male Becky.” And bonus points for spelling “Stephen” the correct way!

Didn’t SeriousWarrior2 team up with MachoGuy2 to wrestle BulkBrogan in the early 90s or something?

Hi, everyone, my name is Stephen A. Crockett Jr. I’m 6 feet 2 and love old movies.[Editor’s note: This isn’t your fucking Tinder profile. Let’s get on with it. —Yesha]

Shoot a white Australian woman.

You had best take that back.

Man, you’re not about to have me watery-eyed up at my desk.

Oh that baby! The glorious curls and his daddy’s face. I’m glad you found your smile.

Your smile is beautiful and you’re doing fantastic.

Good for Floyd.

As someone who has just caught up on all available episodes of Handmaiden’s Tale, I really appreciate the ofDonald reference.

When asked for further comment the Nigerian President had the following to say:

In my Stephon voice:

I used to rock with AB when he was coming up, but after he a couple of straps he really turned the asshole levels up to 11. Combat sports arent for the meek, but even in a sport where being outlandish and boorish may increase a fighters appeal AB still finds a way to be so much extra and then to top it off looks like

The Teddy Perkins episode really fucked me up. Donald Glover is the most talented person in Hollywood right now.

lol just cuz you’re married and a dad now doesn’t mean you can start using that “newfangled technology” excuse! the root has been on kinja for over a year!!! hahahaha i’m here for it tho

You’re a goddamn height supremacist! /s.

You come at the orange, you best not miss.

“Meuller’s comin’, yo!”

I can’t get past that I’m rooting for the fucking FBI. What a time to be alive.