Venus Wept: Booty Pop Panties

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Have a long back? Wish you had a bit more "junk in the trunk"? Well, your dreams have finally come true!

Booty Pop? BOOTY POP? Was this one of Alpa Chino's other products?

Let's try to ignore for a moment the Kidz Bop tone of this commercial that would make the people responsible for the Snuggie ads cringe. This product's existence seems to accept as fact that all women love, appreciate and want a big behind and that said behind will be loved, appreciated and wanted by all those that behold it. As Amanda Hess of The Washington CityPaper points out, having a bump to match her pumps have yet to reap the benefits Booty Pop extols.