Apparently, Tyler Perry announced at his 45th birthday party that he was expecting his first child. Naturally, I figured this meant a mini-Tyler Perry would debut in nothing less than film fashion.
And because one of the stars of Tyler Perry's films are the titles themselves, I came up with five and a possible:
1. Tyler Perry's Diary of A Colicky Black Baby
2. Madea's "I Aint Takin' Care Of No Gottdamn Mo' Kids, Tyler!" Declaration of Independence
3. Why Did I Get Borned?
4. For Colored Babies Who Considered Directing, Producing, Writing, And Starring When Editing Wasn't Enuf
5. The Family Who Baes Together
Possible - Tyler Perry Presents: Meet The Browns… In This Diaper.
Ew.
500 Monopoly dollars Tyler Perry also plays the baby in its own biopic, though.
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