WP: Geithner Asks Congress for More Power to Seize Firms, They Say "When Your Jacket Fits"
WSJ: Obama Dials Down Wall St. Criticism, Leaves It to the 'Internet Stans'
NYT: With No Foreign Aid Workers Left, Sudanese Take to Shooting Domestic Aid Workers
USNWR: Study IDs Variation in Black, White Genomes; Maybe Race Isn't a "Social Construction"
AP: Unemployment Hits Black, Latinos Harder; Good to See Not Everything Has Changed
AP: CT Lawmakers Consider Apologizing for Slavery and Giving…Well Just an Apology Mainly
CNN: Prez to Beef Up Mexican Border Patrol, Some Fear Beef Will Lead to Health Concerns
TH: GOP Begs Cheney to Go Back to Sarcophagus and Await 10 Plagues Quietly
J&J: Hey, Where's Our Bonus Check? Buzz Deems Piggybacking This Question Appropriate
APS: Conservatives Jump Shark on Obama, Iran; Not Nearly As Entertaining As When Fonzi Did It
SFC: Woman Snitched on Oakland Cop Killer; Cam'Ron Prepares Diss Track
USAT: Judge Lowers Age for Plan B Pill; Says, "If You Don't Still Blow Bubbles in Milk, You're Old Enough"
NYT: Have A Signature Cocktail? In this Economy, You Probably Should
BET: Michigan Cops Taser 15-Year Old Boy to Death
AJE: Israel Accused of 'New Gaza Crime;' Figure Letting People Flee Defeats Purpose
CNN: Little-Known Company By Name of AIG to Return $50M in Obscure Exec Bonuses
BBC: Death Penalty 'Closer to Demise;' Texas Queries "According to Who?"
FOX: China Urges for New Global Currency, Says Making It Rain with Dollars Has Lost Appeal
ABC: Plan on Shopping a Bit? Try to Refrain from Being Black If Possible
Yahoo: Team Assessed Technical Foul for Uniform Violation, Loses Championship By Point