
Let’s just get to the “This Can’t Be Life” punchline first: According to the Washington Post’s Fact Checker Database,…
Special Counsel Robert Mueller was supposed to find the pee-pee tapes. Instead he went out like Geraldo opening Al…
Samuel L. Jackson is a motherfucking treasure, motherfucker.

The president of people who fry Oreos and pickles continues to prove without a doubt that he’s got no idea what he’s…
Former campaign staffer Alva Johnson claims that during Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign, as rumors were…
Roger Stone, the president’s longtime associate who dresses like Drake’s father, may end up in jail earlier than he…
On Friday, as expected, President HooHoo Von WiffleStick walked out into the White House Rose Garden and used his…