PoliticsPoliticsTrump Impeached for the Second TimeCongrats are in order for President Donald J. Trump, as he accomplished a truly notable first today. Following a…ByJoe JuradoPublishedJanuary 13, 2021
NewsNewsTrump Supporters Storm U.S. Capitol, Electoral College Certification Paused and Capitol Put on Lockdown [Updating]As Congress convened to certify the election of President-elect Joe Biden, a mob of angry Trump supporters stormed…ByJoe JuradoPublishedJanuary 6, 2021
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NewsNewsMichigan Issues Ban on Open Carry at Polling Location, Because ObviouslySince an alarmingly large number of white folks have clearly lost the ability to act right, Michigan’s Secretary of…ByJoe JuradoPublishedOctober 19, 2020
NewsEducationNewsEducationTexas State University Stops Diversity Training Programs After Trump Threatens to Cut Federal FundingNothing says “I’m not racist,” like signing an executive order that threatens to cut federal funding for…ByJoe JuradoPublishedOctober 16, 2020
PoliticsPoliticsTrump Is Spiraling, Will Reportedly Undergo Televised Medical Exam a Day After Attacking Kamala, His Cabinet in Unhinged InterviewThe president of people who call computers “puters” will undergo a “medical evaluation” on television, which brings…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 9, 2020
CultureHealthCultureHealthPro-Life President’s Coronavirus Treatment Was Tested Using Cells Originally Cultivated From Aborted TissueThe antibody cocktail used to treat President Donald Trump’s case of coronavirus uses cells originally derived from…ByJoe JuradoPublishedOctober 8, 2020
NewsNewsProud Boys Celebrate Trump's Call to 'Stand Back and Stand By' During Tuesday's DebateThe Grand Wizard...sorry, president of the United States horrified a lot of people Tuesday night with his…ByJoe JuradoPublishedSeptember 30, 2020
PoliticsPoliticsAdderall Versus Nothing at All (Maybe): 5 Things to Watch for in Tuesday’s Presidential DebateTwo old white men fighting in a Walmart parking lot is what we can expect at Tuesday night’s presidential debate and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 29, 2020
PoliticsPoliticsTrump Wants Biden to Take Drug Test Before First DebateI don’t think we ever discussed the similarities between President Trump and boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 27, 2020
PoliticsPoliticsMichael Cohen’s New Book Confirms the President’s Love of Golden Showers and Tax FraudWhat do you know, turns out that the president’s orange-tinted skin might not come from a slathering of Kylie…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 14, 2020
EntertainmentSocial MediaEntertainmentSocial MediaAfter a Summer of Social Media Trolling By Gen Z, Trump Says He's Going to Ban TikTok From AmericaThe petty President of the United States says his government will be banning the social media app TikTok from…ByIshena RobinsonPublishedAugust 1, 2020
NewsNewsA Weekend of Unrest as Violence Erupts at Protests Across the CountryAt this point, it’s common knowledge that protests against police brutality and systemic racism are ongoing across…ByJoe JuradoPublishedJuly 27, 2020
NewsNewsHouse Approves $740 Billion Military Spending Bill That Includes Measure to Remove Confederate Names From BasesAs the debate around Confederate iconography intensifies, the House of Representatives has approved a funding bill…ByJoe JuradoPublishedJuly 22, 2020
PoliticsPoliticsTrump Signs Police Reform Executive Order While Rubbing the Heads of Cops and Van Jones Thinks It’s a Good ThingThe best way to approach a Trump speech is the same way you eat a steak; you have to separate the meat from the bone…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 16, 2020
PoliticsPoliticsTrump’s Niece Goes Full 6ix9ine, Spills all the Tea in New Tell-All. We Must Protect Her at All CostsTurns out that Trump’s niece, Mary Trump, is part of the resistance, or she just happens to hate her uncle just as…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 16, 2020
NewsNewsTrump's Phone Call With George Floyd's Family Went as Well as You'd ExpectPhilonise Floyd, the brother of George Floyd, says President Trump barely gave him a chance to speak during a recent…ByIshena RobinsonPublishedMay 31, 2020
PoliticsPoliticsJoe Biden and Trump Face Off in To Mask or To Be ‘an Absolute Fool’If Joe Biden could punch President Trump in the face and get away with it, he would. Not because the president…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedMay 27, 2020
NewsNewsLies Detected: Twitter Fact Checks Trump Tweet For The First TimeOver the last four years, the current president has displayed what seems to be a severe allergy to the truth. If…ByJoe JuradoPublishedMay 26, 2020
NewsNewsBarack Obama Calls Trump Administration's COVID-19 Response an 'Absolute Chaotic Disaster'Former President Barack Obama derided the Trump administration’s handling of the COVID-19 crisis in a recent phone…ByIshena RobinsonPublishedMay 10, 2020