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Stay Away From These Classic Black Love Films That Have Aged Horribly

These films might not hit so if you watch them with your boo tonight.

The turn of the 21st century saw a series of Black love films that evoke nostalgia among those of us of a certain age. But watching some of these movies with 2024 eyes and sensibilities might evoke a few groans โ€“ and debates with strongly-opinionated friends.

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As you pop a bottle of vino and settle in with your boo for Valentineโ€™s Night, watch out for these films, which might not stir up the romantic mood like they used to.

Love Jones (1997)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byicVL_dZK0

Often considered the quintessential Black Gen X love story, โ€œLove Jonesโ€ rewards boundary pushing in the name of โ€œromance.โ€

The questionable elapses in time or travel aged poorly (train tickets to and from Chicago and New York?!?), but Darius (Larenz Tate) tracking down Nina (Nia Long) by swiping a paper check she wrote at his homegirlโ€™s record store to get the address and show up at her crib is downright nasty business by todayโ€™s standards.

Ladies, what would you do if a cat who tried to spit game at you at Trader Joeโ€™s popped up at your front door?

The Best Man series (1999-2022)

Screenshot: Universal Pictures Screenshot: Universal Pictures

This series broke the mold with its depictions of Black professionals who arenโ€™t defined by trauma. But it still fell victim to well-worn misogynistic tropes.

Mia (Monica Calhoun) is depicted as the โ€œsaintlyโ€ woman in the homies group because sheโ€™s a prayerful stay-at-home mother taking care of home and children while husband Lance (Morris Chestnut) brings home the bread. Every other woman in the film has a career of her own and somehow suffers in the love department.

Harold Perrineauโ€™s Murch is the โ€œwholesomeโ€ friend who swoops in with his cape and saves Regina Hallโ€™s stripper-with-a-heart-of-gold Candy, only to spend time later in the series shaming Candy for her sexual past that has nothing to do with him. Tyler Perry muchโ€ฆ?

Purple Rain (1984)

Screenshot: Warner Bros. Screenshot: Warner Bros.

Despite his musical talents, Prince wasnโ€™t exactly known as the nicest dude. His semiautobiographical film โ€œPurple Rainโ€ underlines this as the oldest and most untenable film on this list: It could never get made today.

The Kid (Prince) spends much of the movie being a petulant bastard to Apollonia to prove her dedication to him, including convincing her to strip naked and jump in a cold lake. Thereโ€™s also the scene of him evoking his abusive father and slapping the dogshit out of her. But domestic violence and emotional manipulation wins in the end because he โ€œWould Die 4 U.โ€

(Also, the less said about Morris Day convincing Jerome to pick up and toss a former lover in a dumpster, the better.)

Love & Basketball (2000)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw6JwF6kvOM

In 2000, it was still perfectly acceptable to frame an entire love story around a talented Black woman sacrificing her pride to bag a dude. Quincy (Omar Epps) is a product of his fatherโ€™s selfish, philandering ways. But even through his career-ending injury and decision to wife up another woman, Monica (Sanaa Lathan) kept chasing after him.

The filmโ€™s coda โ€“ Monicaโ€™s โ€œIโ€™ll play you for your heartโ€ game of one-on-one to a disinterested Quincy โ€“ hit 24 years ago. Today, it feels like a cheesy, unearned happily-ever-after.

How Stella Got Her Groove Back (1998)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH_wHu33CMw

This only makes the list because itโ€™s an adaptation of Terry McMillanโ€™s semi- autobiographical 1996 novel, and that story didnโ€™t end well: Turns out McMillanโ€™s real-life Winston (Taye Diggs), a man named Jonathan Plummer, was gay and playing McMillan for her money and a green card the whole time.

Come for Diggsโ€™ smile and Angela Bassettโ€™s absโ€ฆleave the rest behind.

Queen & Slim (2019)

Photo: Universal Pictures Photo: Universal Pictures

A Black love story in the loosest sense, โ€œQueen & Slimโ€ aged poorly 25 seconds after it hit theaters.

The conceit itself โ€“ a bad first date ends in an accidental cop murder that sends two perfect strangers on the run together โ€“ is questionable on its own. But the execution is atrocious: โ€œQueen & Slimโ€ is filled with enough trauma porn to please generations of white Oscar voters โ€“ except it didnโ€™t because it sucked (why did the lilโ€™ baby have to shoot the cop?!?).

Their life on the lam is unrealistic and the Bonnie & Clyde denouement is atrocious and insulting. I wish I had more fingers to type more bad things about this cinematic abortion.

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