Robin Thicke's Reverse Thirst Trap

Robin Thicke (Charley Gallay/Getty Images)

Robin Thicke is taking unrequited guilt-induced simping to the next level. After he dedicated a bunch of songs to Paula Patton during his tour, he decided to take his reverse thirst trap to the next level and dedicate a whole album to her… by naming it Paula. Because if there’s anything that will help a rocky relationship…it’s the reverse thirst trap.

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