You have to be a special kind of petty to head to a mall and preach to kids about Santa Claus being fake. And that's exactly what a pastor, David Grisham, of the religious fundamentalist group Repent Amarillo, did, according to the Dallas Morning News.
"Kids, I wanted to tell you today that there is no such thing as Santa Claus," Grisham said. "Santa Claus does not exist! The Christmas season is about Jesus. Jesus was born 2,016 years ago. He was born in a manger in a small town called Bethlehem. That's the truth about Christmas.
"The man you're going to see today is just a man in a suit dressed up like Santa, but Santa does not exist," Grisham preached.
In the video, most parents looked as if they were trying really hard to ignore Grisham, but a few did confront him and told him to chill out.
This isn't the first time Grisham has attempted to be a provocative preacher. He also tried to boycott Houston after a lesbian became mayor and an abortion clinic was built. Oh, and then there was the time he tried to burn a Quran at a park until a skateboarder grabbed it out of his hands.
You know what doesn't exist in Pastor David's life? With the bottom row of his teeth looking like collapsed Jenga pieces—a dental plan.