I’m pretty sure that if someone started a GoFundMe account in which all of the proceeds would go to African-American children throughout the country, and every one of us donated a dollar to the fund, former President Barack Obama would agree to fight President Mother Russia in a pay-per-view match.
I know you think it’s beneath Obama, but even Superman had his limits, and President Asshat dragging his name into this latest fray of nonsense about some wiretaps is just too much.
An Obama aide told the Wall Street Journal that Obama—aka “Mr. My Jean Game Is Still Lacking, but Did Y’all See Me in My Buttery Leather?”—was “livid” over Trump’s lying ass claiming that he ordered the wiretapping of Trump Tower in New York City.
Because Obama is a man of dignity and morals, he believed that Trump “was questioning both the integrity of the office of the president” and the former president himself, according to a few close to Obama who spoke to the Journal.
But Obama is out here styling on them, and as a baller he knows that kings don’t argue with court jesters.
It’s funny because during the transferring of keys to the White House, Trump was out here acting like the two were going to a Zumba class together.
“We had a very good chemistry,” Trump said, according to Yahoo! News. “I found him to be terrific. I found him to be—very smart and very nice. Great sense of humor, as much as you can have a sense of humor talking about tough subjects, but we were talking about some pretty tough subjects.”
Then, just last month, President Assface was on fake Fox News yapping his pie hole with Bill O’Reilly and claiming that the two were working on a friendship.
“It’s a very strange phenomenon; we get along,” Trump said. “I don’t know if he’ll admit this, but he likes me. I like him.”
“How do you know he likes you?” O’Reilly asked.
“I can feel it,” Trump replied. “That’s what I do in life; it’s called, like, ‘I understand.’”
Apparently Trump has no idea about the levels of fakeness that exist in African Americans when we’re dealing with white folks. Obama never forgot that TrumPutin was one of the main ones leading the Birther movement, which was really just some racist shit disguised as some political shit. And Obama never forgot that Trump once claimed that he was the “founder of ISIS.” So yeah, he was cool with you because he’s an adult and has home training, but he don’t fucks with you. Not even a little bit.
Keep throwing his name in your Twitter rants and you may end up catching these former presidential hands while Michelle records the whole event and yells out, “WorldStar!”
Read more at the Wall Street Journal.