Jackson was walking down the street, headed to The Container Store when he saw his friend Timothee approaching. He…
My parents and I used to play a game where one of us would think of some ridiculous dare, assign an arbitrarily low…
The first trailer for The Ride (which was apparently made in 2018) starring Chris “Ludacris” Bridges and Shane…
A Letter to the Dickheads Who Love to Tell You When People You Don't Know Are Talking Shit About You
The list of things that I don’t know is boundless. Endless. Infinite. There are so many things that I don’t know…
It’s morning in America, as we bask in the afterglow of Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. winning the presidency after a…
I haven’t yet decided if I’m going to eat the leftover tacos from last night’s dinner order. It’s the simplest but…
“Did you see us?” called a mysterious and haunting chorus behind me while I was walking down the street. I was…
If you extract yourself from your body and the present and view America as a single, 401-year-long continuum, the…
When the dust settles and a winner of the presidential election is declared tomorrow night or some time in 2023, the…
When attempting to explain, during a university-sponsored book talk a few weeks ago, the difference between truth…
When first hearing about Kate Rubins, the NASA astronaut who’s currently in a space station 200 miles above Earth…
Pictured is a buttermilk pancake and a brussels sprouts bowl. They’re both from a place called The Square Cafe,…
So Inside Out is a Pixar movie about a kid named Riley and mostly about the intersecting and competing emotions…
It was a month ago, I think. Maybe two. Maybe last week. Time is a flat circle. I was on a Zoom call with either the…
Do you remember this guy? If you’re my age (41) or older, you probably do. I’m sure Ice Cube does, because he’s old…
I’ve always believed that the single Drakiest Drake song is “Shot For Me.” It’s petty, it’s passive-aggressive, and…
The first NBA game I remember watching in full was in 1986 when Michael Jordan dropped 63 on the Boston Celtics in…
Much of my family will be in New Castle, Pa., this weekend to mourn the losses and celebrate the lives of my Uncle…