WP: AIG Discloses Use of Bailout Funds; You Didn't Get Any, But an Incompetent Did
Times of London: Thousands of Girls Mutilated in Britain
WSJ: Having Little Interest in Being Opposed, Chavez Sends Navy to Venezuela's Seaport to Make This Clear
AP: Imus Has Prostate Cancer; Rev. Al Sharpton to Protest This in Some Way
Reuters: Obama Turning to Volunteer Corps; Needs Help in 'Yes We Can (Spend More Money)' Budget Campaign
CNN: Model Audition Ends in Riot; Because of Bomb Scare, Not Tyra Being Insane
USA: Kwame Kilpatrick's Ex Jump-Off Gets Out; Job Prospects Not as Good as His
ESPN: The Game and the Grades Mean Scholarship, Right?
BET: From Inkwell to Ink Spot: Pool of Black Stock Owners Drying
BBC: China Athletes 'Faked' Age; US Likely to Say Absolutely Nothing
USA Today: March Madness Brackets Filled, Employers Brace for Downturn in Productivity
NYT: Cheney Says Obama Has Raised Security Risk; Probably Said from Wheelchair
LAT: Actor, Activist Ron Silver Dead at 62
ABC: Bernanke Says Lack of 'Political Will' in Way of Recovery; Buzz Thought It Was Thieves and Idiots
CNN: Widow of Sammy Davis Jr. Dies
Al Jazeera: Captors Free Aid Workers in Darfur, Get Reacquainted with Slaughter of Civilians
HuffPo: White House Braces for Populist Backlash, Think Giving AIG All that Guap Wasn't So Bright
Christian Science Monitor: Job Loss Hits Black Men Hardest; Rebuttal to Data Probably Coming Shortly
THR: Tupac's Family Rips Morgan Creek Execs, File Suit; Lay Down Tracks for 'Hit 'Em Up' Remix