Father Of All Fuckshit Drops Mother Of All Bombs In The General Vicinity Of ISIS Or Something Because He Likes To Hear Things Go "Bang!"

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Do the people who voted for and still support Donald Trump — a man who, to his credit, seems to be doing exactly what he said he was going to do during his campaign — realize that if Trump's actions do lead to a world war, they'll be dead and shit too? That while Whiteness can protect you from racism, bias, poverty, unemployment, substandard education, apathetic health care, general accountability, and United Airlines, it will not protect them from getting their faces blown the fuck off by the perpetually annoyed great aunt of all bombs (PAGAOAB) or whatever the fuck else the countries irritated and threatened by us have up their sleeves? Do they maybe just believe that heat-seeking missiles just target niggas with hypertension?

I wish these were rhetorical questions.