Fall Fails: Weird Foods That Don’t Need Pumpkin Spice

Flavored popcorn isn’t exactly new. Caramel, garlic, cheese, are all make for great snacks. Not on the list of amazing popcorn flavors is pumpkin. It’s a pass.

Yes, Oreos are cookie and normally that would make them immune from ridicule, but the flavor is overdone and it’s way too much.

Pop-Tarts are meant to be sweet, but between the frosting and the pumpkin pie filling, these are A LOT. Like most items on this list, they’re also a blatant cash grab, which makes them a little extra unappealing.

Jelly beans on their own are a little disgusting, so adding weird or unexpected flavors to them only makes them worse.

Who in the blue hell asked for pumpkin spice empanadas? I know that pumpkin is a squash vegetable, so some like to treat it that way, but seriously, no.

I don’t even know where to begin with this one. Two flavors that have never in the history of the world blended are avocado and pumpkin. Hard pass.

One visit to the grocery store will highlight the endless types of ramen its lovers have to choose from. One that we definitely didn’t ask for, or need, is pumpkin. Beef, pork, chicken, vegetable, garlic, spicy chili, these are what we want.