1. St. Patrick’s Day
2. New Year’s Eve
3. Wednesday (any)
4. Columbus Day
5. The anniversary of the O.J. Simpson verdict
6. MLK Day
7. The night of a presidential election
8. Memorial Day
9. Mardi Gras
10. Black Friday
11. Saturday (any)
12. The Fourth of July
13. The first of the month
14. New Year’s Day
15. The first day of spring break
16. Monday (any)
17. Veterans Day
18. The first day of the NCAA Tournament
19. Friday (any)
20. Thanksgiving
21. Today
22. Sunday (any)
23. Good Friday
24. Christmas Eve
25. Labor Day
26. Arbor Day
27. The day after the Super Bowl
28. Someone’s birthday
29. Street-cleaning day
30. Tomorrow