The New York Times: A possible way out of the quagmire?! Get to da choppa!
The Los Angeles Times: But will he go toe-to-toe with BHO?
The Chicago Tribune: They don't teach "look both ways" just because it sounds clever.
The Boston Globe: I suppose that's one way to end homelessness, Duval.
Fox News: Connecticut just doesn't seem eccentric enough to allow pet chimpanzees.
BBC: Sometimes, there isn't a statute of limitation on justice.
Al Jazeera: Only a first step, but still a huge step.
The Daily Beast: I went from prep school to a futon, but that's not quite as compelling.
The Huffington Post: Bet she wishes she was just a community organizer right about now.
Slate: I'll take whichever one was the best for the country (and didn't ruin the 80s for large swaths of American citizens.)