So who wrote Lauryn’s verses while she was with the Fugees (blunted on reality and The Score) Pras? Who wrote Unplugged? Didn’t Kanye sample ‘mystery of inequity’ for his first hit “all falls down”? But she can’t write? and his contributed NOTHING past The Miseducation?

Robert Glasper is the absolute last person who should accuse anyone of plagiarism and not giving credit. I’ve still got the reference tracks, ASCAP assignments, depositions, and settlement correspondence pertaining to more than half of his “catalog.”  He don’t want that smoke. 

Loved her essay!  I didn’t read nor listen to what Glasper had to say about the album but his comment “You haven’t done enough to be the way you are” turns me right the fuck off and makes me side eye the fuck out of him.

I think a lot of professional musicians who have full road crews don’t tune their own guitars, especially before shows. It doesn’t mean they can’t; they just have other people whose job it is to make sure everything is in tune. That was what I got out of that statement.

Omg Yesha - I was just saying that. The reoccurring WHYBROW! LOL

Bad eyebrows = bad soul

I've seen her kind before...

She looks surprised that she’s so evil

You’re all over the brows. Must be that rich SoCal air.

Kind of unrelated, but as someone who’s been to way too many beach towns all over the country, and been inside so many of these kinds of schlockaramas, I’m guessing Nikebrow is the owner or at the very least a family member of the owner. They usually try to get cute teenage/college-age girls to work them.

This is inexcusable. 

You’re not mean. You are a woman who does not play.

I wish Every student showed up the next day with a bandanna on. Nothing brings kids together like a display against authority.

Wait....who the hell puts raisins in preserves? Anyone who does that should be ostracized by society.

None of my business, of course, but can I ask what kind of preserves they were? Had I my own country, homemade fruit preserves would likely be a form of currency.

...and his wife sent me homemade preserves. And since he’s white, you should believe him!

Do people like Peggy think Michael is giving out cookies?

No matter what character flaw she may have, she most certainly is patient. If I had something juicy on a former boss, there’s no way I would’nt have spilled it as soon as possible, even if there was a chance I got paid for it in the future

Okay. Straight up. Afro-Latinx representation is important.

My keyboard will be draining over the kitchen sink since that’s where I spit out my coffee about the eyebrows.