“Do you know who your mother is?”

It’s still better sex education than most schools in the US!

Putting a smile on my face with your early morning reporting. Glad this fucking dude got his. Hopefully the Manhattan attorney gets similar charges.

For all the jackass mofos looking to ride in and defend his right to “free speech,” two things.

There are lots of “Florida Man” stories, but it’s really not THAT bad here. I am a transplant, and the worst thing about (central) Florida is that it completely lacks any charm. Being from New England, I really do miss the quaint small towns and even downtown sections of larger towns.

“I think the sun is to blame.”

Imagine you live someplace else. Someplace that sucks. Your life sucks. You can’t take it anymore. So you think, “I’ll move to the Sunshine State! Everything will be better in the Sunshine State!”

The Gunslinger, and now Quasimodo. Won’t be long before he’s playing Hamlet.

I know he’s a cultural myth based off of pagan symbolism colliding with Christian imagery and imperialist domination of local holidays, but dammit in my household Florida Man will always be white!

This was one of my favorites of the statement.

He continued to passively resist as officers escorted him from the house.

“He continued to passively resist as officers escorted him from the house.”

“Colonel” Katz. The use of military titles by civilians drives me nuts. And Mr. Katz is definitely a civilian, by dint of the fact that there is the military, and then there’s everyone else.

I was once arrested for having a taillight out in Yankton, South Dakota. Handcuffed, taken to jail, fingerprinted, mugshot, everything. I asked them what the offense was, like what would be on my record and they said, “nothing, this won’t show up on your record.” Mmmhmm. Okay then. They then told me that I could spend…

But, like Col. Jeffrey Katz said:

NWA said it.

Troll grade: D

Then a spokesman for the county later said in a statement that “internal investigations, including those initiated by community complaints, are exempt from FOIA, and it is the department’s practice not to release information related to those investigations as they are personnel matters.”

Graceful and vicious all at once. This is why I keep coming back to The Root.

Tatonka... not bad. :)