I have never wanted to touch anyone’s hair until I discovered Gio’s channel. I would never do it, but I watch his videos with my hands clenched.

My grandmother’s dentures were always falling out, I know that slur well.

Despot Cheeto (sung to Despacito)

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Why I’m I disappointed Yesha did not get to write this #neverforget

We were lucky enough to take a Kualoa tour in August and it’s such an awesome place. One of the tour guests asked the guide about star encounters there and he couldn’t say enough nice things about Johnson and the way he treated the people on the ranch, the tourists, and basically everyone.

Omg omg omg I’m calling this number and making sure all my girls know about it, too. We have a group chat and often vent to each other through text but I think actually calling and speaking the words could be quite cathartic.

These people are indicative of how Trump fooled poor Republicans into voting against their economic interests. Trump won Wise County, Va., with 80 percent of the vote. They lined up to vote for him despite the fact that he promised to repeal Obamacare and now they are lined up to get free health care.

Man, I’ve been to Wise. Desolate. As I recall the tops were just sheared off of mountains where they strip mined and then hauled ass.

Eh, I’m thinking that we’re on the cusp of a Great Honky Tantrum, possibly a bloody one.

Nah, we’ll survive. If anyone knows how to make it through the bullshit, it’s us. Also, even knowing that probably 90% of those mofos in those photos voted for Trump, I still can’t help but feel pity. You have to have a special kind of hate (and stupid) to vote against your own interests just to ensure that black and…

I may just be a white boy from the burbs of Jersey, but that track is my guiding principle. I think it may be time to try to answer that question with concrete action....

I don’t question his blackness for marrying Chelsea Peretti. I question his sanity in marrying the asshole who tormented my sister and her friends in high school.

I’m on the “why are we in a rush to claim Markle as black when she hasn’t” train. Yes, she came from a black mom who was called a nigger which gave Markle the sads. But Markle has been explicit in describing herself as biracial or multiracial. If the woman ain’t saying she black, stop conferring blackness onto her.…

I have to assume that wherever The Rock goes, he’s the most charismatic person in the room.

Dream team!

As I sit here in weather that was 40 degrees warmer yesterday, am contemplating the shit-storm that are my icy streets and sidewalks, and trying to muster the energy to wrap and box up presents for shipping, this was pretty much my response:

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