yeshacallahan
Yesha Callahan
yeshacallahan
Bye, Kinja! It's been fun (occasionally).

As a non full, lush beard guy I am almost hurt. Good thing I don’t need one to hide my face. Beards are like hats and a bunch of muscles. Tools ugly guys use to distract from their ugliness.

I sit here, filled with emotions while trying to parse my feelings on how deliberate, how blatant, and how undeniable this disparity is. I see this and other glaring examples and wonder how anyone can question the existence of this gulf in treatment.

I think this just shows that the Oakland County government runs a lot better than Genesee County. You are also comparing apples to oranges. Even if the safety of water wasn’t in question, a water main break is an immediate emergency that has to be dealt with promptly. What has happened in Flint is not really a

Like Whoa! As a father to a daughter who is a young woman, eyes teared up during reading of this article. Lord help us Black People.

Sites like Jezebel not fawning over trash like Wendy Williams is a good start; how the fuck anyone can claim to be feminist and give ink space to someone who goes out of their way to attack black rape victims is absolutely baffling. You’ll see commenters over there calling her their “problematic fave” all the time

LOL!

Next time, he’s gotta just ease on down the road, lest he bounce off the wall somewhere. I’m sure his family members wanted to scream when they heard, but Prince Michael was all like, “It’s not that bad.”

I’ve been full-beard for about a decade and I have had nightmares about accidentally/being forced to shave it and finding that I don’t have a chin anymore.

Second this. Don’t do it, it only has regrets and mediocre sex to offer.

Also wondering: Does anyone else have an entire trust-a-nicca facial hair hierarchy (in which full beard is full trust and mustache is purse clutch)? Hands? Just me??

I haven’t fully shaved in about 10 years now. I honestly have no idea what I’d look like without it.

Oh you wrong for posting that man’s pre-glow up! Let him live!

My wife just straight up doesn’t like me without a beard. Is she being beard-fished? Is she forcing me to continue to have a beard? So conflicted.

Beard Sitting Season; when a Mustache Ride just won’t do!

I think the real reason I left my ex was that I learned what was under the beard.

What in the fuck is happening here? The Rock is supposed to run all of his business dealings past Tyrese and his accountant to ensure he’s not negatively impacted by it? lololol

I wonder if the Rock has to pay rent for living in Tyrese’s head?

Yatch is such a criminally underused insult.