Who in the hell is talking up Crown Royal Apple??? Protip: if it’s fruit flavored brown liquor, it’s trash

“real eyes realize real lies.”

The newly woke folk are the most annoying.

As a 51 year old white woman, I have learned a great deal from the smart and insightful writing of this publication. Understanding your perspective, your pain has been incredibly moving and invaluable to me. I can see now that I had done many racist and offensive things in the past without even realizing it. For…

Clearly you are smarter than me. In fact, how did I even write this response on my own?

Welp, guess I’m a 4. I have and will continue to stand up for my people’s rights, have considered that I may not go out as an old lady in a soft bed, but no, I have no fucks to give about white people or their guilt-and-shame-avoidant fee-fees.

She’s talented much more so than Cardi B (bodack yellow sucks ass). She’s also a pain in the ass. Maybe she’s slightly bipolar and they can get her some meds and smooth her out. Hip hop is a better place with Azelia Banks.

Mostly a lurker here because I am white and know when the conversation is not about me, but I gotta tell you that I love your writing. You cut through bullshit, speak real truth, and make shit funny that has no right to be.

Common acts like he is doing a Common impression. Mos Def does the same.

I don’t call myself woke because I know there are things I don’t know and that any time you try to label yourself someone’s going to come along and try to make your best efforts look like shit.

Man...this was funny as shit. Bravo!

I don’t think this could have been more accurate or more funny. Literally cracking up in public like an idiot hahahahaha

I’m striving for the “just had my post-lunch-free-coffee-from-the-machine-at-work-and-will-run-a-few-errands-later” level of woke.

I hate this picture because the first thing I think about is that headline asking if 45 is thicc.

Well just in case it works......

OMG MY HEART. I lurrrrrved willona and penny. that abuse episode fucked me up for life.

Me. I tried Cinnabon Cream of Wheat for the first time this morning. Have to confess, I wasn’t impressed. I was raised on oatmeal and Cream of Wheat, but I’m not down with the Cinnabon flavoring. I didn’t discover grits until I left NYC and moved to North Carolina for a few years, Sugar on grits? Ugh!

As a white person, i approve this message!

A Nazi is hit by a White male and chose to accuse a black man. A Becky Klanswoman magistrate leapfrog regular procedures involving police reports about any assault and issues an arrest warrant. I don’t think the stats are correct that it was only 53%. It was more than 70%.

Not the job that the cops/FBI couldn’t do, they could absolutely do it. They just didn’t care to.