I still remember how soft his hands are.

Amazon has it..but at a mark-up. I had luck finding it at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

LOL! I was in Cali. over the weekend & while my friend was complaining that he was burning & turning red..I was lathering on that stuff..the best tanning lotion ever...Discovered it my first trip to Hawaii several years ago.

Too bad your mother didn’t work that wire hanger up into her cervix more in order to prevent another bastard child from roaming the earth.

And here I am lathering up in Maui Babe browning lotion & sitting in the sun in hopes of getting darker.

LOL!!!! 

Pretty sure your mother should have swallowed.

I have no doubt he’d share lol

Thanks!

Just as long as we’re sharing these billions of yours. 

Bye, Ashy.

Imagine I just replied, “fuck off”...

Or maybe the commenter is a Rastafarian..in which dreadlocks are a part of their lifestyle?

Umm...maybe brushing it? lol

When my son was about 9 months old, I picked him up from his babysitter & noticed a huge bruise on his leg...needless to say...I will not incriminate myself any further by typing what happened after.

Unfortunately we’ve both had to work this weekend..lol

Fuck off.

He actually didn’t have his socks on in the pool. He was wearing them at the pool. 

If you know how to cook..they shouldn’t be dry...which someone obviously doesn’t know how to do if they call baked chicken fried chicken.

Yup..sure loves it.