It’s hilarious...there’s one thing I know more than most..and it’s horror. Hell..Stephen King even gave me a compliment a while back lol.

When you place an order using Yelp, they of course receive your name, email, address & phone #.

Across the street from my high school in NJ, we had a pizza parlor...that place would be packed after school & everyone had their little brown paper bag of zeppoles...I used to eat mine on the walk to the track field for practice.

WakandaCon? You couldn’t pay me to even take that seriously.

I’ve been watching/reading horror since I was 6..I know how these things turn out..lol

But one didn’t. So EAD.

There are more white people in horror films than black people.

Traffic by the French embassy today is crazy. Took me 10 minutes to travel down the road.

Obviously you’ve never seen a horror movie. Some of y’all are so daft & don’t deserve WiFi.

I only went to accompany Angela..I’m not a fan of Yeezus (or of Kanye really)..but I would have rather seen the previous orchestra of his other albums.

Aww thanks! Nope..no influence..that was just a night out on the town with my bae Angela Bronner-Helm...we went to see the Yeezus orchestra a few weeks back. Typically I’m no make-up & just lip gloss but she wanted me to turn it up a notch.

Needless to say, you’ve been dismissed & blocked. Buh-bye.

Yuck. Hard pass.

And this is called being dismissed.

My S.O. wants me to change my Yelp name..offered to send ppl to stand watch...and his mother is getting me my protection lol...they’re keepers.

I’m supposed to answer my phone, huh? Ok. Yeah..I think that’s why there’s voicemail & text messaging.

Then maybe he should have brought it during the damn day..you do know daylight exists? Or do what normal people do, and what he’s done before on his Yelp reviews & leave a comment or send a message?

It was 10 fucking pm. What part of “I live alone” “no one visits without notifying” “people die for less” do you not understand? So I’m supposed to answer the door late at night, in the middle of a power outage, oh fuck you.

I hope so!

He was right abt Bolanzo’s but I’m not ordering $25 worth of food & paying $5.99 for delivery.