My mother’s friend worked on this case..many people in law enforcement thought he was innocent as well.

Questions that start with “Honest question..” are the least honest questions.

In under 72 hours! lol

Retrieving a borrowed salad spinner isn’t a date.

All I know is that you’re a fucking loser.

Oh my county keeping it classy...I mean racist.

Yes..that is the alternative pronunciation.

We, at Gizmodo Media, have unlimited paid sick & vacation days.

Nope..it’s pronounced I-esha..the ‘Y’ is an ‘I’.

Fuck that. I’m a proponent of reclaiming my time.

Notice how he fails at playing blind 60% of the time.

Eat a dick.

Actually incorrect:

“Venom toxicity - the bite of the Wolf Spider is poisonous but not lethal. Although non-aggressive, they bite freely if provoked and should be considered dangerous to humans. The bite may be very painful. First aid and medical attention should be sought as soon as possible, particularly as to…

Bye! lol

It’s colder 6 ft under.

“particularly”

Yeah we were trying to figure out the coat. I thought that or a Moncler.

Notice, I didn’t post a photo..lol

That spider is in his “come at me, bro” stance. I love it.