My best friend left me this huge Dewalt drill set when I moved a few months ago...and she was like, “You’ll need this”...and sure enough I’ve used it 5xs already. Greatest housewarming gift ever!

Lol. I did know a guy who fixed my garbage disposal once. But then I went out & bought my own disposal tool. Never needed him again.

Amen! The only time I wish I wasn’t single is when something breaks..but then I realize the men I would date don’t even own tools..so there’s that. lol...no use whatsoever.

You sound like a joy to be around.

At least I get paid to do my job. Too bad trolling doesn’t come with unlimited vacation/sick days, bitch.

Here you go: http://amzn.to/2B9LG3g. I bought this for myself last summer.

It’s all about the dosage. I have a friend who makes cookies, etc..and I’ve usually cut them in quarters. With things like lollipops or jolly rancher-like hard candies, I smash them and eat it piece by piece. Honestly they’re not my favorite..I prefer vape oil or magic truffles (a whole ‘nother ball game)..but that’s…

Although I haven’t laced up my skates since 2015...this makes me happy. When I was a kid everyone was like, “Figure skating is better”..nope...I had my sights set on speed skating.

LOLOL! It’s like after 3 hours of wearing it...the damn pressure! And I got the large size! All of this hair ain’t helping either.

I recently got one..and I wish that band wasn’t so damn tight.

Actually, his ex-wife runs the show: http://www.newsweek.com/dwayne-johnsons-rock-meet-dany-garcia-woman-behind-hollywoods-highest-earner-497885 - and she is a WOC.

Bye bitch.

So I should choose one that resembles the wildebeest of a bitch that birthed you?

This us:

Yeah I saw that was a dupe before I bought the Babyfacial..but I don’t mess around with acids like that. Last time I did, it left scaring & I was peeling for days.

Streets are watching..lol

It’s an abbreviation, bitch.

That was pre-hair cut hair...it was to my butt & caused so many “hair caught in doors” mishaps. My friend Dafna always makes sure to come colorful to contrast my blah forever grey or black attire.

Actually most people know Her. was a brown person in the book...and even Rowling made a point last year when they cast a black woman as Her. in a London play, to defend the choice of a black Her. It was Hollywood who cast a white girl to play the role.

Some of my family are the most alabaster ppl you’ve ever see.