Meth is heerrrre. Y’all. 

Mary is gettin ittttttt. And Kimberly is here?! I can love you better than she caaaaan.

Y’all better sang. I’m Going Dowwwwwwwn

Yes, Mary J Blige better confidently claim that she’s a living legend and a queen! 

GO MARY, GO MARY! 

Mary J invented thigh high boots. 

Mary J made history by being the first person ever to be nominated for an acting and music Academy Award in the same year. A queen. 

RIHANNA IS COMING 

Queen & Slim looks good as fuck. I am ready. 

H.E.R. sounds gorgeous.

I really am loving this moment where The Exonerated Five truly get to live their lives in peak black boy joy. The joy that was snatched from them so heartlessly by this “justice” system.

The BET Awards dress code isn’t a dress code, but more of a spectrum of two extremes: ballgown and bodycon.  

Regina’s Robert Smith moment is only for vegan virgins with a club foot. Oh, and they have to be a water sign. 

It better be a Cardi cameo during this City Girls performance! We need some Twerk! 

Best Movie noms are up: here’s a reminder how eerie it is that John David Washington’s voice is a spitting earworm of his father’s. 

Lil Nas X giving us Yee-Haw Agenda Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill. 

Come on Yee-Haw agenda entrance on the blue carpet, Lil Nas X & Billy Ray! 

Shout-out to the humanitarian who made a call to action, Candice Payne! 

Rihanna stood up for Lizzo became game recognize game. 

Lizzo with the flute and the twerk, fucking it up!!! Y’all ain’t ready.