Hopefully the dog makes a full recovery. 

I love this.

Ugh, ageism.  And it seems to be happening at younger ages.  I’m one of those people who is always asked how old she is and know matter my age, I’m given a strange look.  It doesn’t matter my job, it is implied I’m “too old” for it.  

My school had a principal who came to me before he made any big changes in how we operated to ask why we did it that way. Having been at the school since before the doors opened, having been in the district for a decade before that, having been on the union contract bargaining team for years, I usually knew, and after…

Thank you for this. At times it feels like you are caught between a rock and a hard place especially if you are single and in your 40s. Not only is the marketing “to get the youth back” but also it seems like if your single it is basically to late. (unless you spend all this money on schemes and ways to get a man) I…

You are beautiful and wear 49 so well.

*when Momma spoke, without ever raising her voice, everyone listened

Dear Monique,

Ageism is a perfectly valid corporate method to push out those that have learned to speak up for themselves. Can’t be having workers thinking that having a spine can go unpunished, it would make our investors sue the executive team!

Dear Monique,

“I’M FEELING UNEMPLOYED!!!”

See, another reason to wear a mask.

“I feel threatened” is the language upon which so-called Stand Your Ground laws were written. It doesn’t take a sage to read between the lines there: against whom, exactly, are you standing your ground?

1. “When Mr. Roid Rage...” Rage maybe but if he’s taking ‘roids, he’s getting ripped off and being sold sugar pills instead.

This is called "Stop resisting!!!" when the cops use it.

Honestly, I was most put off by the fact that she called it an English muffin meal. Who doesn't call it an Egg McMuffin?

Did she really just cry and say:

I know whenever I’m recording an emotional video about how everyone hates me and is trying to poison me or otherwise fuck with my food because of my chosen profession I first have to mention how I have to pay in advance via a mobile app because if I don’t, all those people who hate will *checks notes* try to pay for…

“I don’t know what’s going on with people nowadays since the founding of this country,” she continues, “but please, just give us a break. Please just give us a break. I don’t know how much more I can take, cause I’ve been in this for 15 400 years and I’ve never, ever had such anxiety about waiting fighting for…

I have no problem saying “Thank you,” except for the fact that I CAN”T BREATHE, you stupid bitch.