Yo this year has been so fucked i forgot about the Moocher

A protected class? Wow, didn’t realize that these men and women were born this way. Didn’t realize that they didn’t have a choice in the matter. Must have been the years of subjugation at the hands of criminals. Guys, we gotta protect the LEOs. Who will save the LEOs?!?

The entire weekend, I didn’t want for anything. I didn’t have to think about anything. I never had to make a decision. He took care of everything. It was perfect.

good luck to you and long distance boo, monique. that “teenage love affair”/ “i think i really like this guy” stage can be fun, if not a little nerve wracking.

Okay, Lester.

I’d like to formally ask for your hand in marriage.

...he told me he was taking slow sips of me, the way one does with a good scotch one wants to enjoy.

*deep breath*

You’re giving us the same anticipation to tell your whole ass story in the same vein as you anticipating this rendezvous. I see you Black Carlie Simon.

To be continued Friday.

Monique, you are out here doing God’s work!!! Show the masses how it is done!!! While your last multi-part story started off strong, and did not have the happiest ending, I KNOW you are the type to not just get back on the horse, but to ride that thing into the sunset. I can’t wait for the next installment!

Monique, I think you should know that I plan my maurijuana and wine sessions around when you do #AfterDark posts. These are such good reads!

Nope. Sessions aint doing it to take down Trump. That’s not his style at all.

By getting indignant over this small thing, you’re demonstrating that you get indignant over small things.

And you just proved how true the statement is. GTFOH

#NotAllWypipo

How is your getting indignant over that small sentence helpful, other than as a perfect illustration of that sentence?

Shit I don’t even take them out of the dryer.

I bet you iron your tee shirts.

I’ve recently come to the conclusion that I can’t be in a long-term relationship with a heterosexual man. Not that they’re worse than queer men (anyone who is a fan of RPDR knows that queer people can be just as vile and ignorant as their straight counterparts), but I find that I have a better emotional connection…