SPICY AND SALTY. It’s the Tony Chachere’s of hot takes.

Me right now trying to contain myself at the latest revelation:

randomly pull your penis out and wave it at her, you would be arrested and charged at the very least with indecent exposure.

We have “not yet investigated the incident to determine whether or not the officers were justified in stopping and detaining Bennett”, but hey, we don’t give a fuck and we’re attacking anyway.

GIRL, he called women commiserating about how dudes regularly send dick pics “sexism” against men. He is not as enlightened as you’re painting. Talk to him or he’s gon keep embarrassing himself on the internet in this way.

I’m afraid this hole you’re digging is not up to code. I’m going to need it at least a foot wider on all sides and we’re gonna need to put in a wheel chair ramp for ADA compliance.

Thanks for explaining that. I’m not sure our female brains could’ve rationalized that without you. Thanks, big man ;) ;)

Nobody was talking about you personally. Millions of the men who are guilty of this shit, that’s who we’re talking about. You’re derailing a topic to bring up what a great guy you are...and that’s silly af.

You “believe” incorrectly.

It’s the whole “it was a joke” thing. And unfortunately some male judges may agree.

It’s the whole “it was a joke” thing. And unfortunately some male judges may agree. But this is sexual harassment and no different than shoving a penis in the face of someone in public.

How is this hard?

Like bragging about my earlobe size.

How is this hard?

I don’t understand either! Also, why are they bragging about something they really had no choice determining? Like bragging about my earlobe size.

Agree with all of this. Then again, I don’t understand dick pics (or nudes) in general. Why do people do this?

I got a friend, who I will refer to as James, since that is his name.

This is what you’re doing. Stop it.

What about shirtless after a quick set of push ups and perhaps tasteful bulge?

Please, please stop doing it!