You saw that shit too, huh? 

Now I can’t vouch for some of our writers like Monique Judge. After all, she called me a “country-as-fuck.” Then again, she likes the Oxford comma.

That’s an opinion piece. Not the same as following the rules of journalism. Those rules are in place for a reason. 

Unfortunately, no. Until a person is actually convicted of a crime, we have to say alleged because of the very same rule of law that you reference. We can be sued otherwise. 

I actually do use the paper towel to turn the water off because of that very fact. It’s all paper towel everything, and once I’m settled in my seat, time for the hand sanitizer. 

Buying an ad that says Fuck Donald Trump and running it in several major papers from now until the 2020 election 

I am YELLING at the combovers and hairpiece bit

Way to ruin the fantasy, Bucko 

Hi. While I appreciate the tip, and yes, we are on it, please don't derail comment threads like this. We have a tips email if you want to share stories you think would be interesting to cover. It's tips@theroot.com

My nigga I am YELLING.

Everyone has been saying we look like sisters. It's hilarious. 

Hugs when I see you next month. 

I guess you missed the part where she demanded to see his key fob, he showed it to her, and that still wasn’t enough.

My nigga. 

Leimert Park is literally the border between rich black people and poorer ones. It is currently being gentrified by white developers who are buying up everything and displacing longtime black tenants—both residential and commercial.

Oh my god. I thought Patrick took me out of the grays. What is happening here? I feel so...common.

I never understood how he got such a pass, and I say this as a lifetime Los Angeles Lakers stan. I frequently told people that I was a Laker fan who did not like Kobe. I still stand by that. Reading this just reaffirmed it. 

OK?!

Nigga. I am in public trying not to scream. 

Funky Little Beat just took me straight back to junior high.