Because fate is intent on making the Broncos its bitch this season.

The way I laughed at this comment.

Right. Because there's a 72 percent chance Kyrie will miss both games. 

My Broncos are dark horse candidates for the Tank for Trevor sweepstakes too. No Sutton, no Von, no Bouye, no Lindsey, and Lock could miss up to six weeks. Don't sleep. We outchea.

Agree 100%. And I’ve actually written about this a few times.

Santa Claus is REAL, dammit!

Word. It’s a tough one. 

I need you to update this after Drew Lock balls out tonight.

Nope. We just have “fuck buddies.”

I’d rather watch “Birth of a Nation” than suffer through watching Giannis struggle to put up points in the half court.

You’re right. Brain fart. 

Context is also important though, and Magic completely revolutionized the position.

Easily the lamest shit I’ve ever seen a professional athlete do. 

If we’re talking donations, education and social justice initiatives, that will be an even uglier comparison than on the court.

Remind me to refer to them as “the team formerly known as the Washington Racial Slurs” from henceforth. 

Shieeeeeeeeeeet. Both things can be true.

New York is where bad contracts go to die. 

His signing bonus was as much as your stimulus check. I wish I was joking. 

Flag on the play!

Marbury or Steve Francis? Ouch. But I get the point you’re trying to make.