Don’t you wish this evil upon my beloved Broncos! 

I genuinely feel bad for anyone who didn't get that...jab.

Teddy Bridgewater and Josh Rosen could never. 

I don't know if you've ever been to a Chargers game at SoFi Stadium, but one thing they will never in life have in Los Angeles is home field advantage. 

JUST defense? 

It keeps my teeth white.

I’m so sorry to hear about your loss. Sending love and light to you and your family.

Rob Pelinka is reading all these headlines like...

The Cowboys, Patriots, and Raiders all lost. The last time I was this overjoyed was when Halle Berry and I eloped. 

That’s dope as shit. The energy looked crazy on TV. 

Agreed.

By acknowledging that the show ended? That’s not how spoilers work.

Don't come for Teddy Two Yards! 

Justice for Teddy Two Yards.

Those rings look like they belong on somebody’s dashboard on Pimp My Ride. 

He’s saying a lot more than that.

Don’t get your hopes up. She’s merely tested positive for COVID. 

Hopefully he sang “Before I Let Go” to himself beforehand.

He really out here applying pressure. 

You wanna fight?