Let’s be real — for a TON of people who do have kids, selfishness is also the reason.

Children aren’t an option for me. A luxury and a benefit of being gay. I have too many issues to parent anyone. And can hardly take care of myself. I need a man that’s it and that’s all.

If his cloven hooves did not spontaneously ignite upon setting foot within a Church then I don’t see what chance a solar eclipse would have of harming him.

Second thought on this…

Good fucking day, Negress!! lmao

idk, Vick. Maybe your ass should just lay low, for like, the rest of your life.

Watermelon ain’t nothing but crispy pink water. Y’all can have it.

Putting whole okra in the trash also works.

Idk why y’all’s hot salad asses are trying to make okra happen.

Potayto, potahbrow?

I am the exact opposite, the older I get the more mellow my taste has become. I LOVE Miss Anita Baker. If the venue was small enough, I’d have been singing “Body & Soul” right with her :-)

Yall fuckers are like the top 5 reason I can’t wait for Google to drive us to work.

I’ve masturbated on long longly road trips before just to keep myself sane and awake. there’s something thrilling about cumming at 80 MPH on the freeway too.

I should create a burner to reply to this properly but you're not alone, friend.

“Which Lionel was better? (if they don’t know what you’re talking about, x them immediately)”

“No but like, for real right?”

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

Spoiler alert: She's not pregnant.

It looks like an optical illusion. The tesseract of side dishes, a pork-dimensional hyperfood. You enter Wendy's to eat this and exit from a gas station bathroom in a desert 4,000 miles away wondering which of your memories are real and which were implanted.

Butterfly: Trust your farts again!