thehostilenegress
Dhiraj Naseen
thehostilenegress
Dhiraj Naseen (The Hostile Negress) is a renowned ratchetologist and advocate of foolishment. A blackbelt spinster, she holds advanced degrees in crochet, cats, crystals and being socially awkward.

A WORD. I had Sling, Hulu AND Netflix. The answer:

I like it! But I will say what must be said:

I could see someone being unfamiliar with sealing - but it seems pretty reckless to just suggest someone is setting themself on fire regardless. But then again, The Post is pretty reckless...

Can someone PLEASE find a way to incorporate Ivanka and Lil Mama???? How has this not happened?!?! (and possibly P diddy)

One gay to another, heard.

actually am glad that we have a term for this now, cancel culture. I mentioned to somebody recently that I feel like everybody in their rush to call out intolerance and be so called woke is increasingly becoming more intolerant of humanity. People say stupid things. People do stupid things. Everyone has a right to

True story: Once in like 2007 I was shopping in Macy’s for a watch. I was asking the counter woman for her opinions and it was going ok. Then I tried on a retro-adjacent, boxy version and she said *clears throat*

Booty start shakin’ movin’ all around, I’m in the mood for looooove

I feel like an appropriate Diamond and Silk Act would take federal dollars away from states with inordinate purveyors of badly made wigs - the scourge of the black community at present.

I did realize that a few years back - that the Golden Girl tease has everything to do with balding. But damn...why the layers??? It’s consistent too lol

This bitch might as well go ahead and move to China. Shit’s done for her.

Christ. Isn’t there something the doctors were supposed to do? Damn.

No the crunch is part of the experience! Old Bay, even as a Marylander, is sacrilege! Paprika or smoked paprika if you’re nazty...

Relish is a respectable component of a well designed deviled egg!

I have also questioned what the hell that meant. If you’re playing straight spades, no jokers. How do you play spades with two jokers, but make the 2s regular card? Like, HOW...

But what if yall just played a real game like spades, and then all of this hubub could cease...

I kind of want this to be an actual paper though lol

Lawd Jaysus Take Me Instead: Performative Mourning Rituals in Black Female Elders