You can have Jesus, but hands off Santa.

Please don’t do the Crypt Keeper (yes, capitalization intentional) this way. He’s likeable, witty and even kinda cute. He deserves respect and bares no resemblance to that cackling sewer rat.

She was 28 in that movie?

You’re dumb.

No Fun League

This heifa Kellyanne Con-job just used the phrase “alternative facts” ? I’m through, I’m through!!!!!!! The devil is a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A gentleman does not “pound” a yam. He puts it in an oven on high heat and let it bake for an hour until it screams and oozes its sugary goodness.

I thought I was good to go with dinner and a movie with the wife on Valentine’s Day.

*checks bank account*

My girlfriend entered the contest and I told her if there’s any yam pounding I want in on it, and I’m totally straight. Idris, call me?

If my girlfriend won, I wouldn’t even really be upset if she pounded his yams.

Talk about African dishes...

whiteness is not a race in a biological sense; it is a political category

We’ve got a long history of diversity and welcoming people to our community.”

Man that’s so weird for a state that still has the Confederate flag inside its own flag to disregard MLK Day