Ding ding ding ding ding!

Well damn.

Black people wear Birkenstocks, Michael Harriot.

Plenty racist parts of the city in the city, including Staten Island where most police live (ok, to your point that you can’t get there by subway) but there are plenty racist pockets of Queens (see Howard Beach) and Brooklyn (see Bensonhurst), also where many cops live....

Well you gonna have to be annoyed then.

Chad is actually a country in Africa, so I vote no on that one, too.

I’m dead.

Wait — that’s true...I wonder if dude could even vote for himself in the upcoming election.

Aw shucks.

Oprah was rocking so there’s that

Well, most people don’t know that, but I concede your point.

I’ll def let you know!

Yes. This is what i was referencing.

How did they break the park rules?

It’s the little things, isn’t it???

lies.

But one is supremely talented and the other ... is NOT.

Thank you.

My God.

Amen to all this.