Y’all are cute.

How you ain’t got TSA Pre-check at this point, Ballerholic?

Shout out to that Starbucks/Touch Bar Mac writer life ayyeeee!

This album is absolutely, unequivocally better than DAMN.

I think you described a top gang thug from Los Angeles. In 1993.

Nah. That’s an oversimplification. Plus I love religious battles.

Nigga them Altoids is at the bottom of your sweater pocket. Watch.

I’m an agnostic who might as well be a damn atheist and I tend to find a lot of like-minded black women in my Chicago dating journey. I also tend to put my proclivities out front immediately.

“Steele’s Apartment” is probably my favorite Skyzoo track. Good call, sir.

I was gonna call you a racist epithet in the comments section, but we remember what happened last time I did that — I made a record for comments and broke VSB for a second.

I thought Damon’s piece was definitely better written and fleshed out than that HuffPo response piece.

Bruh I would MUCH rather have a broken window on ANYTHING in ANY month than have my whip stolen. Windows ain’t the bitch to replace that cars are.

Goddamn this was a great read.

Ha I thought you were about to stop at “remaining unarrested.” Was about to question my whole blackness.

Me on Christian Mingle would be HILARIOUS.

Yeah you can definitely wind up in a relationship on it. Just depends how you use it.

Man...BP was the precursor for all this shit but gets forgotten all too often.

Deep-pocket queen-size.

That’s funny only because I JUST dropped $200 on a new comforter.