michaelharriot
Michael Harriot
michaelharriot
World-renowned wypipologist. Getter and doer of "it." Never reneged, never will. Last real negus alive.

I know the guy who wrote that

I hereby declare my intention of stealing “soup cookies”

Also, this is a ranking of the Candidates’ policy plans, not the candidates.

You’re referring to the summary of the plans and not just the plans.

My bad. Instead of removing the line: “Having scoured the earth for a black person willing to criticize the 1619 Project, The National Review finally settled on Peter Kirsanow, whose handlebar mustache is reportedly waxed with Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina-scented candle, allowing the uninterrupted sensation of sticking

People have mentioned this incorrect fact multiple times. No, there is no zero ‘clock and there is no year zero. Technically, a decade is ANY period of ten years but historically, decades begin with the year ending in zero and end in nine. The only example is the first decade, which technically began in the year 1 BC

Maybe they can put it in some rice

She should’ve said: Jesus

How dare you!
I sleep on an Ikea bed.
I am typing this on a desk from Ikea.

If I knew how to ban someone from kinja, I would.