Still there.
Well actually...
I just called the police
I know the guy who wrote that
I hereby declare my intention of stealing “soup cookies”
Also, this is a ranking of the Candidates’ policy plans, not the candidates.
You’re referring to the summary of the plans and not just the plans.
Too late
My bad. Instead of removing the line: “Having scoured the earth for a black person willing to criticize the 1619 Project, The National Review finally settled on Peter Kirsanow, whose handlebar mustache is reportedly waxed with Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina-scented candle, allowing the uninterrupted sensation of sticking…
You’re welcome.
People have mentioned this incorrect fact multiple times. No, there is no zero ‘clock and there is no year zero. Technically, a decade is ANY period of ten years but historically, decades begin with the year ending in zero and end in nine. The only example is the first decade, which technically began in the year 1 BC…
Maybe they can put it in some rice
She should’ve said: Jesus
On paternity leave
How dare you!
I sleep on an Ikea bed.
I am typing this on a desk from Ikea.
If I knew how to ban someone from kinja, I would.
One of the reasons why people are willing to step forward and expose the illegal, underhanded crimes committed by…
You can always tell when Donald Trump is flustered because—besides the flop sweat glowing against his orange, steel…