I’ve often thought about shaving my eyebrows and drawing them back on so that I will always look interested in what people are saying when they talk to me.

In the south, the term “knotty head” refers to Seagrams Gin

No,Cercsei’s Maester is Steve Bannon

I don’t like to point fingers, but one commenter tried to acquit all white people earlier this week by explaining that he puts garlic salt on his chicken before he puts it on the grill.

There are spicier hot sauces than Texas Pete.

It’s provocative!

They really should list that shit as a carcinogen. Someone who smokes 4 cigarettes a day would probably live longer than someone who drinks 4 sodas

Nope. There was juggling, bruh.

Did anyone think DMX was paying taxes?

This is funny, because on my Dem Thrones podcast, we actually call them the Bernie-hova Witnesses

I am kind of a numbers geek, so I didn’t want to go too far into the weeds, but I found out that the figures are usually calculated by actuaries based on earning potential, age, etc. The reason the families accept these amounts is because they risk going to trial, encountering legal fees, etc.

So if a lawyer charges…

He’s right, it is a schtick. If you don’t tell anyone I told you, here’s the key to the whole thing:

Nah bruh. I’ll pass.
I’m down with the beer and fast food, but the way my A.D.H.D. is set up... I am unable to binge watch anything.

Someone will say he’s resisting in 3... 2..

I always love when Wypipo are shocked at black kindness.

Wait... we’re really wondering why someone who was sentenced to 5 years for stealing $120 would be afraid of standing trial for armed robbery?

And the problem with this, is???

https://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/prfdsc.pdf

Actually your calculations are a tad bit inflated. Most police cruiser record less about an hour of footage a day, as they only record when the lights are on, or someone is in the back seat. If you include the fact that that we know they didn’t pay retail for the storage, police department footage isn’t that expensive…

Here is the problem with that argument: