Oh, we’ve reached the portion of the program where someone from this administration pretends to care about Comey’s handling of the investigation into Hillary Rodham Clinton’s private email server. And it’s followed my Little Marco’s questioning. How painful all around.

Much of Sessions’ responses bounce back-and-forth between Porsha Williams’ “WHO SAID THAT?!” and Mariah Carey’s “I don’t know her.” And his apparent disregard for detail only makes James Comey sound all the more credible.

Oh, it’s Sen. James Risch. You may not see the cape, but he’s most certainly about to spend his entire time rushing to defend the honor of 45 and Sessions.

You would think a person who loathes weed as much as Sessions does would lead by example and actually remember the things that happen on the job.

Sessions on a third meeting with Kislyak: “I could say that I possibly had a meeting but I do not recall it.” Forgetful Fred here.

Sessions doesn’t recall meeting with Sergey Kislyak nor does he recall Jared Kushner speaking with Sergey Kislyak. Sessions probably can’t recall his own name right now.

I enjoy Sen. Warner’s hatred of Sessions. It’s very Kandi and Phaedra.

Sessions doesn’t think it’s helpful to keep calling in cabinet members before Senate hearing committees. A quick fix with that would be to tell the truth the first time you’re called before the Senate.

Everyone gather round to laugh at the following statement from Sessions: “I have a great reputation, and I’ve earned it, and this administration is giving people honest and transparent government.”

Fun things that have also happened at the Mayflower to keep Sessions company:

Did Sessions just say the “Jewish AIPAC event?” Bless his lil’ bigoted heart.

I always forget how much Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III sounds like Foghorn Leghorn. In any event, I see he’s going with the southern belle here to protect his reputation angle. And he’s also shooting his shot with his pathetic attempt to relaunch the War on Drugs.

Sessions sounds like a bunch of lies covered in batter and deep fried. Somewhere James Comey is quoting Dionne Warwick, yelling at the TV, “I got your number, hussy.”

Sen. Franken asked you a “rambling question?” Sis, Franken asked you a simple question and you volunteered information. And this wouldn’t exactly be there first time you’ve chopped and screwed history. Google “Jeff Sessions is a liar.”

Meanwhile, thank you Internet, for never failing us.

Did Jeff Sessions just call on the Lord? Leave Jesus out of this, beloved. In any event, Sessions sounds like “What if Bubba from Mama’s Family went to law school?”