Can’t forget ‘Respectfully’ = I fucking hate your guts, but circumstances and finances have forced us into this corporate hellhole together so...

OK, Great. = Fuck Your Couch.

I have been known to drop a “per my previous email” or “see below” while forwarding said previous email. That’s only when we’ve been going around for too long about some shit I know I said, or if someone tries to call me out on not doing something I know I did or doing something I know I didn’t do. “You never told me…

Those all sound good to me. And i got your email!