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Drake called his daddy, to get him to talk to Terrance’s mamma, to tell terrance to stop being mean to him on the playground. That’s it.

I had the ends of my braids curled, when I was a kid too. I liked how they looked. Let Malia live. Not every black girl has to be desperately cool. Sasha is the cool, sister, you can get your life through her.

He probably had just enough self awareness to realize that killing the wife and the son would be too obvious. Or he just didn’t get to them yet.

Yeah, Ya’ll say that until it’s time to send the kids to school and then it becomes, the negroes simply have to leave or else I’m taking my money to private school.

He’s just mad that he can’t virtue signal like a motherfucker to his other white friends.

Switch Donald Glover with Tiffany Haddish and I think you’ve got a hit.

I remember reading an interview from them in THR and it was what you are saying. They said some white male and dumb about it being a comment PC culture and something something blAcKs rrr RAcisT ToO.

who spins an accidental pregnancy into an album and sneaker deal

Because it completely runs against to how he’s always presented himself. Drake has always made his personal public. And not just public, but extravagant. Whether it’s Tiffany from Hooters, his mom in his videos, replicating a photo of his dad for his More Life cover, endlessly proposing to Nicki Minaj, renting out 8+

No no no. don’t this y’all Shelley is alive. ok. She’s imprisoned indefinitely, but she is alive

I honestly always thought B&R was half a children’s movie. And that’s why it was always as bananas as it was.

That didn’t phase me though, cause that’s most libertarians irl.

She ran for Judge and is an attorney, meaning she could probably call someone and be like, hey see if this white man has been evading his taxes or doing other shady shit. And if so we runnin up on a ho. And yet you still persist in pissing this person off.

Always. Always. I went through a retrospective due to all this and I came away like, how have we fucked with him for this long. *thinking emoji*