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Malaika Jabali
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Malaika Jabali is a public policy attorney and expert at discreetly bowing people when "Knuck if You Buck" starts playing. She complains about being a broke Millennial on instagram @wokerandbroker.

It’s good and right to be mean to rich assholes.

Did you even bother to read the story? There was evidence, physical evidence: The victim returned to the house and found a friend who took her to Baylor Scott & White Hillcrest Medical Center where she was examined there by a sexual assault nurse examiner who verified the rape, police said.

This is AmeriKKKa. This is, for all intents and purposes, Brock Turner II without the justice of the judge who handed down that trivial travesty of a sentence getting removed from the bench, and that happened in California.

Is there any industry where this ISN’T happening? I completed 4 separate contract assignments and spent a total of 3.5 years with the corporate office of a large financial institution. Sure as shit, this company valued what I brought to the table, as they kept asking me back for assignment after assignment; but never

I’m going to watch this on a tiny TV while eating a bowl of 25-cent ramen, and laugh and laugh.

Yeah, salt and pepper are basics; I don’t count them as “seasonings.”

Dear Offset and every other guy who either dumped a woman or mistreated a woman enough to run her off,

Speaking for the Caribbean delegation Salt and Black Pepper shouldn’t even be considered spices, its just necessary shit you sprinkle on food. Seasonings consist of things like thyme, onions, escallion, real peppers, tomatoes, ginger, etc, the fresher the better. You can get away with powdered and dried seasoning but

“I do not understand why we need to worry about Hart’s redemption, or Louis CK, or Al Franken, or Matt Laurer or any other recent asshat.”

I do not understand why we need to worry about Hart’s redemption, or Louis CK, or Al Franken, or Matt Laurer or any other recent asshat.

You are soooooo petty. I’m dying.

Off Topic: I thought of you when I read, “Cita’s World walked so Tiffany Haddish could run” on Twitter.

OH THANK GOD. I thought I was losing my mind when I read that post. And for all of you people wanting to know, “what’s a brother supposed to do?,” this is from my response to comments on that Post That Should Not Be Named.

The “weird” comment was important because that was his prospective bride criteria.

I took an Internship at the Local office for my House Rep waaaaaay back in the ancient days of yore. It was unpaid. What was worse was the nice lady who ran that satellite office was paid, but terribly underpaid for the amount of shit she had to deal with. It makes me happy that Rep Ocasio-Cortez is hitting the bricks