Motherfuckers, me and the folks who help organize CCTV deployments at motherfucking Walmart can do a better job than these jackasses.

It’s a lot easier to call somebody a liar when you actually have them on tape lying. You should always let fools talk so people know how foolish they really are.

Slightly off topic,but I had to google he and John Henton’s age-I didn’t realize he is 61 and Henton is 59! Cause all of the ladies basically look the same (Henton kind of does to an extent also),but Carson must have gone prematurely grey. His character always cracked me up,trying to be slick with it.

Ded.

Twitter needs to add some more context to it’s trending messages so I can:

It most certainly does not.

Good luck dodging ICE agents in every city with that tired played out “But I’m WHITE, too! My grandfather came from Madrid(Madrid, TX more likely). I hate niggers too!” schtick if you know who wins a second term in November.

Knowing the DNC’s habit of shallow pandering to black people they’ll probably try to get Lizzo.

The hair growing on the palms of your hands will require more time washing

First coronavirus, now blindness.

Here’s hoping he learns his lesson sooner than later, and not at the continued expense of victims, especially when those victims look like his primary fan base.

The “substance” of the entire Bernie campaign is that old white man writing checks he damn well knows his ass can’t cash.

The issue isn’t that older black people don’t think it will be beneficial. The issue is that they don’t think Bernie can win.

how do you say the word “biopic?” I think it’s “BUY-oh-pic” but I hear some high falutin’ negroes pronounce it as “buy-AH-pic.”

“Something in Common” is one of my favorite songs of all times. It comes on Spotify and I know I’m hitting repeat for at least an hour.

“Humpin’ Around” still slaps. I bought a CD just recently (in the bargain bin, “Booty Shakin’ Hits” or some such) just for this song. Worth it!

I mean, her brother IS a convicted child rapist...you don’t just go 0-rapist one day, he would have been slowly escalating his pedo behavior over years, if not decades - that was definitely not be the only little girl he’s put his hands on and Nicki was probably one of the others.

Being ride or die for a violent murdering pedophile.